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Coffee 9:50 Fri Mar 20
Irish names
How the heck do they work out the spelling?

Siobhan = Shivorn
Niamh = Neeve
Aoibhín = Eeveen
Aisling = Ashling
Sean = Shorn
Saoirse = Sersha

For these alone, the Irish fully deserve their reputation.

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Fivetide 9:45 Mon Mar 23
Re: Irish names
I know a girl from Derry. Her name is Sophie. I guess you could try calling here Sop-high-ee if you're feeling brave but I wouldn't.

riosleftsock 9:15 Mon Mar 23
Re: Irish names
Trent - no its definitely pronounced CUNT

riosleftsock 9:15 Mon Mar 23
Re: Irish names
Trent - no its definitely pronounced CUNT

MrTrentReznor 9:06 Mon Mar 23
Re: Irish names
Ri O'Leftsock it's called a 'fada' pronounced Phad-da & it's over the A in Aine. Anya is not quite right. It's Awn-ya.

riosleftsock 8:58 Mon Mar 23
Re: Irish names
Paddies are massive cunts.

I have a client called Anne.

She insists on signing her name as Aine (with an acute or grave on the e or i - can't remember).

Had a meeting with her recently, have dealt with her for years, she has now insisted on her name being pronounced Anya, as she has apparently found out that this is how it should be pronounced.

This is a bird who is about as Irish as an Irish-american.

Utter cunts all of dem.

Ri O' Sleftsock

MrTrentReznor 8:48 Mon Mar 23
Re: Irish names
Mark Noble - Marc Mac Uasal ( or possibly some variation of Ri or Rian but that's King or Regal as opposed to noble)

icwhs 9:16 Mon Mar 23
Re: Irish names

Coffee 4:39 Mon Mar 23
Re: Irish names

A tasty bread roll a small portion of Irish butter, a bit of chesse and a strawberry yogurt , decent coffee as well

icwhs 9:10 Mon Mar 23
Re: Irish names
Donal is my favourite, he used to get the hump when everyone called him Donald ?
It's not that hard, so I agreed with him

Coffee 4:39 Mon Mar 23
Re: Irish names
ohgodno 5:04 Sun Mar 22

Congratulations on getting airline food into a thread about Irish spelling. What does Aer Lingus do for breakfast?

Far East Hammer 3:43 Mon Mar 23
Re: Irish names
Ruairí - from the spelling it's reasonably obvious that it'd be pronounced Rory, but it's far from obvious on hearing Rory that it'd be spelled that way - a bit like French to be honest, i.e. almost every word is pronounced ending in "erh" which is no fucking use when trying to work out how to spell the fucking words...

stomper 6:36 Sun Mar 22
Re: Irish names
So how would the Irish spell Mark Noble?

ohgodno 5:04 Sun Mar 22
Re: Irish names
gph 2:18 Sun Mar 22

You think Coffee gives a shit or do you think he just wanted to try out a bit of "whats the deal with airline food" style material. Like he's the first person to notice the disconnect between Irish spelling and pronunciation in English.

Next week on Coffee's "comedy" cavalcade "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PRONOUNCE THESE HERE LINES WHAT THEM CHINESE WRITE WITH"

gph 2:18 Sun Mar 22
Re: Irish names
According to Wiki, Irish Gaelic has three different main dialects, each with a different correspondence between letters and sounds.

In addition, most consonants come in two flavours, broad and slender, a bit like the Slavic hard and soft variants

Non-speakers' ears tend to get a bit confused at this.

Chuck in a bit of consonant mutation dependent on grammatical function for good measure.

Since most Irish people, and presumably most people giving their kids Irish names, don't speak Irish, you have a good recipe for chaos.

ohgodno 10:59 Sun Mar 22
Re: Irish names
Coffee 9:50 Fri Mar 20

In other languages different letters, or different combinations of letters, provoke sounds other than those they provoke in English.

MrTrentReznor 9:38 Sun Mar 22
Re: Irish names
Donncha - Done - a - ka
Gobnait - Gub - knit

Pass a sign for place called Gneeveguilla on way to work.

Have a go at that.

Westham67 6:37 Sun Mar 22
Re: Irish names
I believe so, though I'm no expert

Coffee 6:35 Sun Mar 22
Re: Irish names
Like Onion is the language of the 'Uns.

Westham67 6:32 Sun Mar 22
Re: Irish names
Yes Garlic coffee the language of the Garls

Coffee 6:30 Sun Mar 22
Re: Irish names
Garlic?

Westham67 6:24 Sun Mar 22
Re: Irish names
Taoiseach which is Garlic for T-Shirt

Monk~koknee 6:22 Sun Mar 22
Re: Irish names
It's the Tea Shop

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